The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I got inside last night via doggy door
Is her dick bigger than yours?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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