Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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