This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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