since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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