I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
