Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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