Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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