no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He kissed a someone with a penis
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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