Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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