Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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