So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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