love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
