how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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