Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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