D3 body, D1 cock
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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