She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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