it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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