Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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