Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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