i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
