margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There's always time for handjobs
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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