Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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