Porn is love you can see.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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