You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
