found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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