i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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