I can tuck mytits in my pants
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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