Me too!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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