I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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