Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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