my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
We got so high we made milksteak
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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