just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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