Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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