Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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