Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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