I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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