I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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