Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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