she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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