I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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