Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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