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(815): View more from Illinois

I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"

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(785): View more from Kansas

Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.

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(845): View more from New York

tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

It usually does with you

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(817): View more from Texas

All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got booed by the entire restaurant.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant

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(415): View more from California

So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.

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