He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
