So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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