Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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