508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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