Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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