She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
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