you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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