im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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