Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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