bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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