dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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