Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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