i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We don't watch enough power rangers
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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