I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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