Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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