Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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