Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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