OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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